Friday, February 20, 2009

The Kinky ABC's

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z Oh how happy you will be once I teach you the ABC's

A is for Asphyxiation you won't catch your breath
B is for the Blindfold that keeps you dark as death
C is for your Cock that I squish beneath my shoe, while I watch it wiggle and I laugh at you (haha)
D is for my Dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your Enema, I control the flow
F is for my Flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the Gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for Humiliation that you will get
I will Immobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your gizzy Jerking tendency
K for Kisses
L for loving Licks you offer me
M is for the Manacles imprisoning your feet
N is for your Nellivental nembi be so sweet
O is for the O-Rings holding you in place
P is for the Perspiration dripping down your face
Q is for the Quork I use to whip your eager ass
R is for Restraints to make the magic last
S is for Sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the Torment that keeps you on the go
U is for Unbridled lust that only I control as I claim for my own your body mind and soul
V is for the Vicious urge to struggle in vain while I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain
W is where the Whiny woman walks
X is for excruciating X-rated talk
Y is you the Yo-Yo, I yank upon your string watch you yell and holler in all the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the Zestfulness with which you will submit

Twinkle Twinkle little Smut
Now i spank your naughty butt
once I've warned it you will cry
And I'll wipe your teary eye
Don't Forget the Lessons Learned
Or Your rumsticks will be burned
A B C you and me
K I N K spells S E X
It's the ABC's of S E X
F U N spells K I N K

Ba Ba Black Sheep in my school
You'll be shunned of all your wool
One Lesson in submission
Another in pain
After Graduation things will never be the same
You'll become my grumbling fool
Drowning in a puddle of your own drool

Now I've taught you every letter so remember all of it

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Cool things to do with Microsoft Word

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Tell me what you see and I will give you a cookie!